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HAPPY FUN BALL!!
ænema
Taal Bastard

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Registered: 21 Jun 2001
Location: hierzo
Posts: 2647
18 Jul 2001

Happy Fun Ball !!



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Happy Fun Ball -only $14.95-
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: *Itching *Vertigo *Dizziness *Tingling in extremities *Loss of balance or coordination *Slurred speech *Temporary Blindness *Profuse sweating *Heart Palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!


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beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead

believe in nothing

- Maynard James Keenan

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Caman
3D Bastard

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Registered: 11 Apr 2001
Location: up yours
Posts: 4721
18 Jul 2001

HAHAHA
that is cool lil man
Take my hand and lead me to myself...
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Rainman
BMW Bastard

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Registered: 11 Apr 2001
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 5391
19 Jul 2001

Een geweldig cadeau voor irritante kleine broertje of zusje!
The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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Da Prince
Royal Bastard

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Registered: 3 Jul 2001
Location: At a bar.....I guess...strange..
Posts: 995
24 Jul 2001

inderdaad, maar wel ff de gebruiksaanwijzing weggooien
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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous bastard it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
-Steve Irwin-

ænema
Taal Bastard

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Registered: 21 Jun 2001
Location: hierzo
Posts: 2647
11 Aug 2001

HAPPY FUN BALL comes without a manual
beliefs are dangerous
beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead

believe in nothing

- Maynard James Keenan

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Da Prince
Royal Bastard

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Registered: 3 Jul 2001
Location: At a bar.....I guess...strange..
Posts: 995
15 Aug 2001

Nog beter...
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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous bastard it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
-Steve Irwin-

wicke
Self thinking Critter

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Registered: 19 Aug 2001
Location: nl
Posts: 15
20 Aug 2001

oh
why?
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