10. Part of Chewbacca now played by a shirtless Ed Asner.
9. Commander of the Death Star: Dr. Kevorkian.
8. Land speeders replaced with bitchin' pink Miatas.
7. Comic relief provided by Cheech Marin as Luke Skywalker's wacky
mexican caddy.
6. Darth Vader's voice goes up 3 octaves after Dennis Rodman kicks him
in the groin.
5. Instead of "May the force be with you," Obi-Wan Kenobi says, "Show me
the money."
4. Keeps coming on the P.A. to point out clouds that look like his old
high school teachers.
3. Luke and Darth Vader work together to beat the crap out of a bunch of
Trekkies.
2. New scene in which Jabba The Hut is hugged by a sobbing Richard
Simmons.
1. R2D2? Gay.
beliefs are dangerous
beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead
believe in nothing
- Maynard James Keenan
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