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Penis wants a raise
Fox
The Guzzler

avatar Fox

Registered: 10 Apr 2001
Location: North-Brabant
Posts: 9401
14 May 2002

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

* I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from the administration:
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
*You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often
visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-roistered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift
* You don't always observe H&S measures, such as wearing
the correct protective gear
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before
you have completed the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags.

Refuse to do what you don't want to do.
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Caman
3D Bastard

avatar Caman

Registered: 11 Apr 2001
Location: up yours
Posts: 4721
14 May 2002

ik kende hem al maar hij blijft geinig

Take my hand and lead me to myself...
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ænema
Taal Bastard

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Registered: 21 Jun 2001
Location: hierzo
Posts: 2647
14 May 2002

het zijn inderdaad wel een beetje de standaard internetgrappen die hier verschijnen. maar inderdaad, hij is wel grappig en misschien zijn er ook mensen die em nog niet kenden.
beliefs are dangerous
beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead

believe in nothing

- Maynard James Keenan

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sealy
lil big bastard

avatar sealy

Registered: 20 Feb 2002
Location: @huis
Posts: 4847
16 May 2002

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