talk
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
legs
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
a twenty dollar bill
4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
firetruck
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman.
bunt, hunt, runt, punt, and aunt
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
pants
7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
fork
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
Almond Joy candy bar
9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
grit
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
last name
Refuse to do what you don't want to do.
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