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Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an American engineer --
are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, which is three
wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOF! With a blink
of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
POOF! Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around
Afghanistan.
The American engineer asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet
thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out --
virtually impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
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Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W. Bush
agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new anti-terrorism
process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of
Akhund's chair. They begin talking.
After about five minutes Akhund presses the first button. A boxing glove
springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush
carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few minutes later the second button
is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again
Akhund laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off
the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third
button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the
privates, he's finally had enough.
"I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Afghan. "We'll finish these
talks in Washington in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks. As the
two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and
prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and George
presses the first button. Akhund ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers
but they continue talking. A few minutes later he presses the second button.
Akhund jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They
continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Akhund jumps up
again, but again nothing happens.
Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Akhund.
"I'm going back to Afghanistan!" George W. says, through tears of laughter,
"What Afghanistan?"
