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Fox
The Guzzler

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Registered: 10 Apr 2001
Location: North-Brabant
Posts: 9401
29 Jul 2002

10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date
20% of the men had sex in a nontraditional place
36% of the women favour nudity
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes
46% of the women experienced anal sex
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office


Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.


Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it.

This post was edited by Fox at 29 Jul 2002


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sealy
lil big bastard

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Registered: 20 Feb 2002
Location: @huis
Posts: 4847
29 Jul 2002

ghehe, statistisch gezien welsmilie ik zal het m'n baas eens vertellen
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Rainman
BMW Bastard

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Registered: 11 Apr 2001
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 5391
31 Jul 2002

Mmm dan ben ik toch verkeerd bezig smilie
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3 Aug 2002

idd ik dan oksmilie
Darkman
Papa Bastard

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Registered: 29 Jun 2001
Location: Somewhere else
Posts: 1640
4 Aug 2002

20% of the men had sex in a nontraditional place
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest

komt niet helemaal overeen he..

maar in bos is best leuk.....totdat er op een niet zoverre afstand opeens een groep wandelaars aan komt langs gelopen....
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sealy
lil big bastard

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Registered: 20 Feb 2002
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Posts: 4847
5 Aug 2002

aan komt langs gelopensmilie
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Deathflower
Bitch

Registered: 20 Jul 2002
Location: @home
Posts: 90
11 Aug 2002

    Quote
    20% of the men had sex in a nontraditional place
    90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest

    komt niet helemaal overeen he..


conclusie: meer als de helft van alle vrouwen zijn pot/bismilie

of krijgen het niet voor elkaar om hun vriend/man te overtuigen...kan ook natuurlijksmilie
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Wuppie
WTF is a Bastard

Registered: 7 Jul 2001
Location: Home SWEET homE
Posts: 1264
12 Aug 2002

    Quote
      Quote
      20% of the men had sex in a nontraditional place
      90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest

      komt niet helemaal overeen he..


    conclusie: meer als de helft van alle vrouwen zijn pot/bismilie

    of krijgen het niet voor elkaar om hun vriend/man te overtuigen...kan ook natuurlijksmilie


Of 90% van de vrouwen bevredigd 20% van de mannen...
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Fox
The Guzzler

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Registered: 10 Apr 2001
Location: North-Brabant
Posts: 9401
12 Aug 2002

Of er zijn gewoon te weinig vrouwen op kantoor ?
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Rainman
BMW Bastard

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Registered: 11 Apr 2001
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 5391
13 Aug 2002

    Quote
    20% of the men had sex in a nontraditional place
    90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest

    komt niet helemaal overeen he..


Tussen would like to have en had zit natuurlijk een groot verschil. Ik would like to have zoveel...
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Deathflower
Bitch

Registered: 20 Jul 2002
Location: @home
Posts: 90
16 Aug 2002

daarbij vergeet je alleen dat de meeste vrouwen wel in staat zijn [onopgemerkt door de man door het gebruik van goede taktieken] hun zin te krijgensmilie

ok behalve natuurlijk als het gaat om oerlelijke vrouwen die niemand meer wilt hebben:S

This post was edited by Deathflower at 16 Aug 2002


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