The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and
walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush.

They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just
one question about what I have seen in America.

" President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help
you, I will do."

The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there
are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs.

He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in
Star Trek."

President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back...

"It's because it takes place in the future...."

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russen?

jah, chekov. kweet niet of het ook echt een rus was (zou ook een tsjech ofzo kunnen zijn voor mijn part), maar ik gok dat ze die bedoelen.

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beliefs are dangerous
beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead

believe in nothing
- Maynard James Keenan

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hehehe, comisch

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LOL

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thets a funny j0ke

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