The Most Functional Word

Well it's Shit ........ That's right, Shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this
You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
Buy shit, sell shit,
Lose shit, find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference between shit and shine.

There are lucky shits
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
and sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
Horse shit,
and chicken shit

you can throw shit,
Sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit,
or serve shit,

You can be happier than a pig in shit,
or You can find yourself in deep shit.

Some days are cold as shit,
some days are hot as shit,
and some days are just plan shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit,
or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit's creek
without a paddle.

Sometimes every thing you touch
turns to shit.
And others times you fall in a
bucket of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!

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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous bastard it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
-Steve Irwin-

Chips zeg.. wat een waarheden

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Gorgeous is een banaan!

That shit's all very true.....

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What the hell did you do that for?

Ze (je) zijn (bent) de SERIOUS shit trouwens vergeten.....

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What the hell did you do that for?

Ze ik heb 'm ook maar gevonden ergens....:P

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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous bastard it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
-Steve Irwin-

was ook ergens zo'n zelfde met fuck, eh, ff zoeke

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(stukkie naar beneden scrolle, was hier volgends mij ook al eens langsgekome)

This post was edited by sealy at 20 Mar 2003

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Klopt....maar da was een filmpje als ik het goed heb....

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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous bastard it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
-Steve Irwin-

idd

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what a bunch of bullshit....but it's good shit

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If dysfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of Genius J.S. Claydon-Pitchshifter

or shite... like english people would say.

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What the hell did you do that for?

Shizo to the Shiznitz!!!! Shitsofrenia!! -> Angst om te schijten.

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You want some, come get some!!!!!

shit zeg, ze zijn wel grappig