A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, Quick, another beer before it starts." That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. " Oh shit, it's started."

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Take my hand and lead me to myself...
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zeer sterk!

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"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right - Isaac Asimov"

H3H3, echt goed.

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You want some, come get some!!!!!

cool!

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true, true

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If dysfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of Genius J.S. Claydon-Pitchshifter

Hijs goed

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The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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