Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?



If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26



Then:



H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.



K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



But,



A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And,



B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top. But look how far ass kissing will take you.



A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

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Take my hand and lead me to myself...
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Hehe ! I'd tell em to shove it Or give em a lotta bullshit or attitude!

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blowjob scoort niet zo hoog als je zou denken

maar als een nederlander DOORWERKT komt-i behoorlijk ver

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"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right - Isaac Asimov"

SCHOENEN STRIKKEN is ook een methode

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of DOEN ALSOF JE HEEL HARD WERKT TERWIJL JE EIGENLIJK ZIT TE GAMEN

Of natuurlijk slapen:

ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

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luiwammesen werkt ook aardig...

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beliefs are dangerous
beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead

believe in nothing
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is dat niet met twee s'en

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is dat niet met twee s'en

NEEEEEE!!! (dat is officieel wel met 2 E's)

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Gorgeous is een banaan!

luiwamesen .... No problemo

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damn 2fast database server

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damn 2fast database server

Al de tweede keer he. Zij geven duidelijk geen 100%

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Refuse to do what you don't want to do.
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Het is wel opvallend dat het weer na een dubbelpost is. (posts van frax hierboven waren de laatsten voordat de table corrupt werd)

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Frax heetf hem dus gesloopt ...

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frax moet betalen!

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Ben altijd het zwarte schaap

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