Stel, je heet Tony Hawks en ondanks dat je naam erg lijkt op die van Tony Hawk kun je niet op een skateboard blijven staan, al zou je leven er vanaf hangen. Wat doe je dan? Juist! Je gaat mensen die je mailen belachelijk maken:

hey tony
i´ve got a big entreaty on you....... a friend of mine is your biggest and its a fat skater........ and in a few days it´s his 12 birthday?? and biggest wish is an original autograph of you?? and i want to give him a autographcard as present for him!!!!!!! thank´s and good luck for the future your fan mr.mo

Dear Mr Mo
Instead of indulging your friend with an autograph, why don’t you buy your fat friend an exercise bike for his birthday?

Tony Hawks

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This post was edited by Gorgeous George at 24 Sep 2003