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Gorgeous George
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24 Sep 2003

RIAA pesten..
JH: Hello. I just downloaded some illegal MP3s and my friend told me that the RAII is going to sue everyone who downloads music. What should I do?

RIAA: Hold on just a sec.

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RIAA: The best advice I can offer you at this moment is to go to dub-dub-dub-musicunited.org and you can learn there how to uninstall your peer-to-peer software or file-sharing service.

JH: But I don't have a pee service. Someone just e-mailed me a song and I listened to it. Am I going to jail?

En dat gaat zo nog even door op http://www.zug.com/pranks/riaa/. De RIAA is nu officieel het kleinste jongetje van de klas met de bril met jampotglaasjes. (vergeet vooral niet om onderaan door te klikken naar de vervolgpagina's)
Caman
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24 Sep 2003

je avatar doet het niet
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Gorgeous George
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24 Sep 2003

wel
ænema
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25 Sep 2003

lol, die gesprekken en brieven zijn echt tof!

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Rainman
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26 Sep 2003

Vewy funny yes indeedy!

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    JH: How much do these songs cost? Can I just mail a check to you guys? I really don't want to go back to prison.
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Gorgeous George
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26 Sep 2003

JH: How much do these songs cost? Can I just mail a check to you guys? I really don't want to go back to prison.

RIAA: Sir. I cannot have these conversations. You should consult a lawyer if you think you might be at risk.

JH: But I can't afford a lawyer! They're too expensive!

RIAA: What I can tell you is to visit musicunited.org, which will tell you ways to reduce the likelihood that you will be a target.

JH: A TARGET?! A target of who? Terrorists?!

RIAA: A target of legal action.

ænema
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26 Sep 2003

ik vond die discussie met apple echt briljant:

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    APPLE: Hi, thanks for calling Apple. My name is Abraham. Do you have your serial number handy?

    JH: No.

    APPLE: Okay, I can help you find it. Is your computer up and running now?

    JH: Yes.

    APPLE: What color is the apple in the top left corner? Is it blue?

    JH: I don't see an apple.

    APPLE: In the top-left corner, the apple? Is it blue, or multi-colored?

    JH: Right, there's no apple.

    APPLE: In the very top-left corner?

    JH: I know which corner is the top-left. There's no apple there.

    APPLE: What do you see?

    JH: I see a piece of paper with an E.

    APPLE: Which screen are you looking at?

    JH: My computer screen.

    APPLE: No, I mean, what does your screen say?

    JH: It says "Larger Balls and Penis, More Satisfaction."

    APPLE: I'm sorry?


en natuurlijk dit stukje:

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    JH: Why don't you guys support PCs?

    APPLE: Because we're Apple.

    JH: ...
beliefs are dangerous
beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead

believe in nothing
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