RIAA pesten..
JH: Hello. I just downloaded some illegal MP3s and my friend told me that the RAII is going to sue everyone who downloads music. What should I do?

RIAA: Hold on just a sec.

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RIAA: The best advice I can offer you at this moment is to go to dub-dub-dub-musicunited.org and you can learn there how to uninstall your peer-to-peer software or file-sharing service.

JH: But I don't have a pee service. Someone just e-mailed me a song and I listened to it. Am I going to jail?

En dat gaat zo nog even door op "http("http://www.zug.com/pranks/riaa/") . "\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.zug.com/pranks/riaa/". De RIAA is nu officieel het kleinste jongetje van de klas met de bril met jampotglaasjes. (vergeet vooral niet om onderaan door te klikken naar de vervolgpagina's)

je avatar doet het niet

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lol, die gesprekken en brieven zijn echt tof!

This post was edited by ænema at 25 Sep 2003

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Vewy funny yes indeedy!

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JH: How much do these songs cost? Can I just mail a check to you guys? I really don't want to go back to prison.

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JH: How much do these songs cost? Can I just mail a check to you guys? I really don't want to go back to prison.

RIAA: Sir. I cannot have these conversations. You should consult a lawyer if you think you might be at risk.

JH: But I can't afford a lawyer! They're too expensive!

RIAA: What I can tell you is to visit musicunited.org, which will tell you ways to reduce the likelihood that you will be a target.

JH: A TARGET?! A target of who? Terrorists?!

RIAA: A target of legal action.

ik vond die discussie met apple echt briljant:

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APPLE: Hi, thanks for calling Apple. My name is Abraham. Do you have your serial number handy? JH: No. APPLE: Okay, I can help you find it. Is your computer up and running now? JH: Yes. APPLE: What color is the apple in the top left corner? Is it blue? JH: I don't see an apple. APPLE: In the top-left corner, the apple? Is it blue, or multi-colored? JH: Right, there's no apple. APPLE: In the very top-left corner? JH: I know which corner is the top-left. There's no apple there. APPLE: What do you see? JH: I see a piece of paper with an E. APPLE: Which screen are you looking at? JH: My computer screen. APPLE: No, I mean, what does your screen say? JH: It says "Larger Balls and Penis, More Satisfaction." APPLE: I'm sorry?

en natuurlijk dit stukje:

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JH: Why don't you guys support PCs? APPLE: Because we're Apple. JH: ...

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