Ze zijn wel een beetje ouder maar ik vind ze nog altijd leuk:

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Comprehending IT - Take One

Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second IT guy replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said "Take what you want." The first IT guy nodded approvingly "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit".

Comprehending IT - Take Two

An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The IT guy said "I like both." "Both?" The others asked. The IT guy replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."

Comprehending IT - Take Three

To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Comprehending IT - Take Four

An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The IT guy said "Look, I work in IT. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool."

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I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

lol

hahahahaha vooral die laatste is vet hahahaha

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"http("http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TUzaW0-K1k") . "\" target=\"_blank\">Wat deze man ook gedaan heeft.. ik vergeef het hem"

w00t, zeer sterk! and so true ...

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"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right - Isaac Asimov"

LOL, lekker melig, blij dat ik niet in de IT zit :P

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If dysfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of Genius J.S. Claydon-Pitchshifter

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Wed Apr 12 09:16:22 2000
Patricia>> engineers
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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on
this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes
and said, "Take what you want".

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."

This post was edited by -W- at 25 Jul 2005

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Het heelal is vol magische dingen die geduldig wachten tot ons verstand er scherp genoeg voor is. - Eden Phillpotts (1934)

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