with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand
just how it works.
* Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman
happy.
* Do something she likes, and you get points.
* Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
* You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
* Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
* Here is a guide to the points system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
* You make the bed +1
* You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows 0
* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -1
* You go out to buy her tampons +5
* in the snow +8
* but return with beer -5
* and no tampons -25
* You check out a suspicious noise at night 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something +5
* You pummel it with a six iron +10
* It's her cat -40
AT THE PARTY
* You stay by her side the entire party 0
* You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
drinking buddy -2
* Named Tiffany -4
* Tiffany is a dancer -10
* With breast implants -18
HER BIRTHDAY
* You remember her birthday 0
* You buy a card and flowers 0
* You take her out to dinner 0
* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar +1
* Okay, it is a sports bar -2
* And it's all-you-can-eat night -3
* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the colours of your favourite team -10
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
* Go with a pal 0
* The pal is happily married +1
* The pal is single -7
* He drives a Ferrari -10
* With a personalised license plate (GR8 NBED)-15
A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
* You take her to a movie +2
* You take her to a movie she likes +4
* You take her to a movie you hate +6
* You take her to a movie you like -2
* It's called Death Cop III-3
* Which features Cyborgs that eat humans -9
* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans -15
YOUR PHYSIQUE
* You develop a noticeable pot belly -15
* You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it+10
* You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts -30
* You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." -800
COMMUNICATION
* When she wants to talk about a problem:
* You listen, displaying a concerned expression 0
* You listen, for over 30 minutes +5
* You relate to her problem and share a similar experience +50
* You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying
"well, what do you think I should do?" -100
ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
* You talk -100
* You don't talk-150
* You spend time with her -200
* You don't spend time with her -500
* You are seen to be enjoying yourself - GAME OVER - YOU LOSE
Take my hand and lead me to myself...
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