1. open door
2. stuff elephant in
3. close door
in 4 steps how do you put a giraffe in a fridge ?
1. open door
2. take out elephant
3. shove giraffe in
4. close door
the king of the jungle, lion, called for a huge meeting... all the animals turned up except 1... who didn't show up ?
the giraffe (still in the fridge)
during the meeting, all the animals were crowded close to the lion to here him talk (roar .. whatever)... suddenly, a fridge fell from the sky and landed directly in the center of the animal meeting. an animal died... which animal was it ?
the giraffe (he never did get out remember ?)
an explorer was searching for a lost relic... he accidentally bumped into a tribal village... the villagers gave chase and the explorer ran for his life... he ran and ran... went into the jungle... ducked in and out of trees but stopped short in front of the river. the river was famous for it's man eating piranhas. the explorer looked back and saw the villagers getting near so he decides to chance it and cross the river... he swam across safely... why was that ?
the piranhas were at the meeting
This post was edited by sealy at 29 Aug 2004
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