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INVESTIGATIONS
Every year the FBI, is asked to investigate over 36,000 Serious Crimes
including Suspicious Deaths and Homicides. Every year the Homicide
Investigations Unit puts out its Top Homicides of the year.
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1- Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20
inch long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had enough of her husband's strange sex
practices and one night during a prolonged session of fun she snapped,
pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured
several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.
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2- Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the
road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her
daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the
truck delivering her birthday cake.
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3- Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old daughter,
who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone
felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly
inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her fathers coffee as he prepared
dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone
was given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realise what
she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same
method one month later.
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4- David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he
attempted to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with a
double-barreled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriend) father had given it
to her an hour before the date started, just in case.
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5- Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to
pay his rent for 8 years. The landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim
to death with a toilet seat after he realized just how long it had been
since Mr Halos paid his rent.
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6- Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she
wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the
troopers walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in
front of them and yelled Boo!. The troopers, thinking she was a pop up
target, fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting the target.
She just looked like a very real looking target, one of the troopers
stated in his report.
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7- Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because
she talked on the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister to death
with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken
aerial.
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8- Helena Simms, Wife to the famous American nuclear scientist Harold
Simms was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the
neighbor. Over a period of 3 months Harold substituted Helena's eye
shadow with a Uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she
died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms,
including total hair loss, welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had
an ear lobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or
hospital for a check up.
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9- Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother Brian
after a disagreement over who should take the family home after their
parents passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and had no sense of
smell. After the argument Brian stormed out of the house, then snuck
back later, and turned on the 3 gas taps in the house, filling it with
gas. He then left out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying,
Sorry for the spree, have a puff on me, Brian. Conrad promptly lit a
cigar, destroying the house, and himself in the process.
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10- Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbor in the early
hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for years had a
mounted F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet
engine, aimed at an empty block at the back of his property. Patty
Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers about
the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a
notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking this he invited Miss
Winter over for a cup of coffee and a chat about the whole situation.
What Winter didn't know was that he had changed the position of the
engine, as she walked into the yard he activated it, hitting her with a
blast of 5,000 degrees, killing her instantly, and forever burning her
outline into the driveway.
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11- Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, used the movie, Die Hard
With a Vengeance as inspiration. He drugged his boyfriend, Tony Berry,
into an almost catatonic state, then dressed him only in a double sided
white board that read Death to all N**g**s! on one side, and God Loves
the KKK. On the other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem
and dropped him off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.
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12- Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by
loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford
Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive, forming a
force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard
by several persons some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or
the victim were ever found, only a 55 foot deep crater, and 500 ft of
missing road.
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13-Fiona Given, 17 years old, was killed by a hit man hired by her
ex-boyfriend after she broke off their relationship. The hit man was
promised to be paid $500,000 for the task. The hit man killed the
boyfriend after he found out that a 16 year old high school student,
whose father was in jail for rape and whose mother worked as an ironing
lady, didn't have access to $500,000.
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14-Louis Zaragoza, 68 years old, was killed as he prepared to drive to
work. His wife, Lee Zaragoza, had been plotting to kill him for over a
year, and had cut the brakes on his car four times previously. On this
attempt, Lee was just about to cut the brakes again when Louis snuck up
behind her. He grabbed her and spun her around. As he did, she lost her
footing and stumbled into him, stabbing him in the lower ventricle of
the heart, killing him instantly.
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15-Jay Newton was killed after a co-worker at Sea World in Florida
dropped a 20 ton killer whale on him. The whale had been hoisted out of
his tank by a Master Tonne Crane, when the victim swam underneath to
inspect the harness. His colleague, Brian Hartley, released the whale,
crushing the victim instantly (and emptying a quarter of the water from
the pool).
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16-Mary Dridely, Joseph Coles and Haven Gillies were killed as they
walked past a New York apartment building. David Smee, aged 7, and his 6
year old sister were left alone in their 27th floor hotel room by their
parents as they went to the hotel's gaming room. Bored, the kids though
it would be fun to try to squish the "ant looking things on the foot
path below" (people). They started by throwing fruit, then quickly
graduated to chairs, televisions, even the drawers from the bedroom
dresser.
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17-Gail Queens, 23 years old, was killed by her zoo keeper boyfriend He
'invited her' to the zoo to see the lions feeding, and at feeding time
led her into a room that had a large slide away panel. He explained to
her that it was a large glass viewing window to watch the lions devour
their prey. He 'ducked out for a quick smoke' and locked her in the
room. Suddenly the slide away panel opened to reveal many people staring
at her. She was just about to yell and tell them that they were on the
wrong side of the glass when she realized that it was her on the wrong
side. Another panel opened and three hungry lions were let into the pen.
Gail survived for two days in hospital before dying of massive internal
injuries.
I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
