>L0rd of teh Ringz0r
>F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng
>
>
>[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
>Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
>Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
>**Rocket goes off
>Gandalf: "Pwned!"
>
>Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
>Bilbo has left the server
>Frodo: "***!?"
>
>[later, in Bag End]
>Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
>Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
>Gandalf: "Please continue, my good sir. NOOB!!!"
>Bilbo: "ok"
>Gandalf has logged on as admin
>Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire
>
>**Later
>Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
>**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
>Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
>Frodo: "***?"
>Gandalf has logged on as admin
>Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
>Sam has been kicked from The Shire
>
>[At Isengard]
>Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
>Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
>Gandalf: "***?!"
>Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
>Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
>**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
>Saruman: "Pwned!"
>
>[on the road to Bree]
>Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
>Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
>Frodo: "Ph34r!"
>Sam: "Shrooms!"
>Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
>**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
>Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"
>
>[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
>**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
>Frodo has left the server
>Frodo has connected to the server
>Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
>Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"
>
>[at Weathertop]
>Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
>**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
>Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"
>
>**the black riders attack
>Merry: "OMG!!!"
>Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
>Pippin: "***"
>Frodo has left the server
>**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
>Frodo has connected to the server
>Frodo: "***... hax!"
>**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
>Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
>Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "
>
>[on the road to Rivendell]
>Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
>**Arwen rides up
>Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
>Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
>Sam: "Teh leet Hax0r "
>Arwen: "Firewall?"
>
>**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the
>ford at Rivendell.
>Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
>**nazgul start to cross
>Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
>**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
>Warning: Connection Problems Detected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>Arwen: "Pwnt"
>
>[at the Council of Elrond]
>Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
>Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
>Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
>Elrond: "Please continue, my good sir. tards!!1!"
>**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
>Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
>**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
>Elrond: "**sigh, noob"
>
>[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
>Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
>Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
>Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
>**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
>Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
>Frodo: "sif!"
>Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"
>
>[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
>**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
>Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
>Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
>**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
>Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
>Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
>Gimli votes to change map to Moria
>Votes 4 of 4 required
>Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"
>
>[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
>Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
>**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
>Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
>Boromir: "GL HF"
>Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
>Legolas [arrow] guardian
>Gandalf: "gg"
>
>[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
>Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"
>
>**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a
>chamber with a large well
>Gandalf: "Teh bookz0r has some clues!"
>**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
>Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
>Merry: "d'oh"
>**The fellowship hears the ork drums
>Boromir: "***?"
>Aragorn: "***?"
>Frodo: "..."
>Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
>**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
>Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
>Aragorn [broadsword] ork
>Gimli [axe] ork
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>Aragorn [broadsword] ork
>Aragorn [broadsword] ork
>Boromir [broadsword] ork
>Gimli [axe] ork
>Gimli [axe] ork
>ork: "OMG! h4x!"
>Gimli: "pwned"!
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>Legolas: "lol!!"
>Boromir [broadsword] ork
>Gimli [axe] ork
>Gimli: "Foos!"
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
>**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
>Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
>Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
>Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
>**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers
>Frodo
>Sam: "OMG!"
>Gandalf: "OMG!"
>Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
>**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
>Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
>Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
>Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
>**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a
>horde of orks
>Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
>**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
>Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
>Gandalf: "OMG!"
>**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to
>crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
>Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>ork: "AIMBOT!"
>ork: "turn it off!"
>Legolas: "lolol!"
>**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
>Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
>Balrog: "***?"
>Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
>Balrog: "Sif, noob"
>**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing
>it to break under the Balrog's weight
>Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
>Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
>**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its
>whip, entangling Gandalf
>Gandalf: "D'oh"
>Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
>Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
>**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
>Gandalf has left the server
>Balrog has disconnected
>
>[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
>**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
>Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
>Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
>Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"
>
>[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
>Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and
>pwnz0r them!"
>uruk hai: "leet!"
>
>[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
>**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
>Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ur hax can fight teh boss!"
>Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
>Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
>Frodo: "Please continue, my good sir. noob"
>Frodo has left the server
>Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"
>
>**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
>Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Boromir: "****ing campers"
>**Aragorn comes across the battle
>Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
>Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
>Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
>Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
>**Aragorn goes to Boromir
>Boromir: "Damn lag!"
>Warning: Connection problems detected
>Boromir has disconnected
>Aragorn: "FFS!"
>
>[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam
>'sees' him]
>Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
>Frodo has connected to the server
>Frodo: "Sam, Please continue, my good sir. and FOAD!"
>Sam: "Sif!"
>Frodo: "Oh, ffs noob!"
>
>The End.
>
>LOTR 2 More... lmao
>
> LOTR II - The Two Towers & LOTR III - The Return of the King
> ---------------------------
>
> [Rocky Terrain]
>
> Sam and Frodo going around in circles
> Sam: FFS infinite logic loop
> Frodo: : **** happens
> Gollum attacks the hobbits
> Gollum: thieves! give me ringz0r
> Frodo: : Sif, ph34r my Sting !
> ** Sam establish remote control of Gollum's monitor
> Sam: /brightness /contrast 400%
> Gollum: my eyes! it BURNS !!1!!!!!
> Sam: STFU noob
> Gollum: soz we friends now k?
> Frodo: : kk, take us to Mordor
> Gollum: I show u Black Gate open port ;>
>
>
> [The Uruk hai carry Merry and Pippin over the fields Rohan.]
> ** echo request detected
> Uruk hai1: haxorz alert!
> Aragorn: some noob tripped their FW
> Gimli: soz, we R not floodin?
> Legolas: noob !
>
>
> [Edoras- Golden Hall of Meduseld]
> ** Saruman initiating Wildman orc attack
> King Theoden: haxz0rz! oh my megahurtz!
> Grima: I own J00!
> Eomer: Sif nub
> Grima has been granted temporary admin privileges
> Eomer has been kicked from Edoras
>
>
> [Night near Fangorn Forest.]
> server bandwidth problem encountered
> Orc: lag
> Goblin: suxor
> Uruk hai kills an orc
> Goblin:rofl , sux 2b u
> Merry: serius packet loss !!!
> Merry has left the server
> Pippin has left the server
> Goblin has left the server
>
>
> ** Later
> Legolas: many listening ports, an attack took place.
> Aragorn: sup dawg
> Gimli: /finger Eomer
> Eomer: FO @ssole
> Aragorn: me, Aragorn/m/friend
> Eomer: sif friend to Theodon
> Aragorn: seen 2 hobbits?
> Eomer: check server log u noobs
> Eomer left the server
>
>
>
> [Fangorn Forest]
> Merry: have we lost them?
> pippin: proxy chain ownz joo
> Merry: lol
> Goblin: Transparent proxy = 0 , nooobs !!
> Merry: FFS pippin
> Pippin: ahhhhhhhhh!!!
> Treebeard signed on as admin
> ***Treebeard [crushes] orc
> Treebeard: die haxzor!!11!
> Merry: we no haxzor
> Treebeard: Sif
> Treebeard carries Merry and Pippin off
>
>
> ** Later
> Aragorn: lol @ pre 60s network setup
> Legolas: I c dead ppl
> ** White Wizard is connecting
> Aragorn: qqqqqqquick boot him !!
> vote 3/3 required.........................................
> ** Can not kick Hosting Admin
> White Wizard connected
> Gimli: *****!
> White Wizard: noobs!!
> Aragorn: a/s/l, alias
> White Wizard: lol /rename Gandalf
> Aragorn: ZOMG ! undying hax gimme
> Gimli: lol, my mouse just **** itself o_O
>
>
> [Flashback]
> Balrog: Nice move nub, sif sucide attk
> Gandalf: ph34r da power surge
> Gandalf shocks Balrog
> Gandalf: pwned
> End Flashback
>
> *** Gandalf |)a \/\/hite has joined the Counter-Evil team ***
>
>
> [Black Gate]
> Frodo: /login:user Pass:user
> *** Access Denied (IP logged)
> Frodo: /login:admin pass:admin
> *** Access Denied (IP logged)
> ...
> Frodo: DES 512 bit encryption
> Gollum: go through backdoor noob btw /name Smeagol
> Frodo: :kk
> Sam: alias = social engineering haxor
> Frodo: : WE!
>
>
> [Edoras the Golden Hall of Meduseld.]
> Gandalf: Sup dawg
> Grima: FOAD noobs
> Grima tries to boot Gandalf
> ** Internal Error! Unable to boot user
> Gandalf: lol
> Gandalf: close all listening ports
> Saruman: lol noob
> Gandalf initiates brute force attack
> **Hidden user Saruman has been kicked from the server
> **Grima has been kicked from the server
> Gandalf: pwned
> Theoden: ta
> Aragorn: spammers and bots coming
> Theoden invites all user to Helms Deep server
>
> Gowyn: sup 20/F/Edoras 10100010001110001100011
> Aragorn: U R l33t
> Gowyn: thx happy.gif
>
>
> [Somewhere in the mountains]
> Sam: Smeagol = haxorz
> Frodo: : sif
> Sam: sifnt
> Frodo: :sif sifnt
> Sam: sifnt *2
>
> **Later
> Gollum connected to private channel
> Smeagol connected to private channel
> Gollum: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Precioussss!
> Smeagol: no no
> Gollum: must have ringzor!
> Smeagol: m4ster my friend
> Gollum: net friend pfffffft
> Smeagol: not listening, not listening
> Gollum: read the letters foo!
> Smeagol: STFU n leave now
> Gollum: lol
> Smeagol votes to kick Gollum
> Gollum: wtf
> 1/1 votes required. vote passed.
> Smeagol: pwned
>
>
> ** Later - morning
> Smeagol: me cracked pw to 1000 p0rn sites (.)(.) lol
> Sam: sif haxz porn sites
> Frodo: cleaned history and cookies?
> Smeagol: oooops, no
> Frodo and SAM gets caught
> Sam: ah FFS!!!
>
>
> [Night - Aragorn signs to alt.fanfic channel]
> Aragorn: hi Arwen
> Arwen : hi stud
> Aragorn: wanna cyber
> Arwen : yes
> .......... steamy runchy cyber stuff
>
>
>
> [ On the road to Helms Deep]
> Warg Rider [attck] rider
> Legolas [arrow] Warg
> Legolas [knife] Goblin
> Legolas: enemy spotted
> Theoden: Teams, move in!
> Legolas [arrow] Warg
> Legolas [arrow] orc
> Legolas swings onto a galloping horse
> orc: ZOMG !1!! see that ***** haxz !
> Gimli is trapped
> Gimli: im stuck, stpid map glitch!
> Aragorn: me2! sum1 patch this ****
> Aragorn falls off cliff
> Aragorn disconnected
>
>
>
> [Helms deep]
> Aragorn connected
> Legolas: sup dawg
> Aragorn: haxorz attack @ 24:00
> Theoden: lol, let them come
> Aragorn: call for Gondor Security Consultants
> Theoden: sif, we don't need their scum
> Aragorn: but we only have noobs
> Random Soldier: Wuppie got Net security for dummies 2001 edition
> Aragorn: sif noobs vs rest!
> Haldir connected
> Haldir:hihi is this the #party channel ?
> Aragorn: errr yes welcome
>
>
> ** Later
> orc connected
> orc connected
> orc connected
> orc connected
> orc connected
> ....
> old men [arrow] orc
> ** First Blood + 200 points
> orc charges the wall
> elves [arrow] orc
> elves [arrow] orc
> human [arrow] orc
> human [arrow] orc
> orc: FFS! campers!
> Gimli: 2
> Legolas:17
> Gimli: 2ო=....
> Legolas: 19 u dumb ***!
>
>
> [Back at Entmoot:]
> pippin: start!!!11!!!! RUP!
> Treebeard: we have agreed
> Merry: yes ?
> Treebeard: we agree that Merry sounds Ghey
> pippin: lol told'ya Merry
>
>
> [Helms Deep]
> Theoden: lol Saruman you noob
> Saruman: rite back @ ya
> explosion blows up the wall
> Theoden: ***** wallhacks!!!1!!!
> Legolas surfs down the steps on shield
> Legolas [arrow] orc
> Legolas [arrow] orc
> Legolas [arrow] orc
> orc: FFS landsharking aimbot
> Gimli: toss me
> Aragorn: WTF! pub server man !
> Gimli: just do it!
> Aragorn: kk in PM
> ...
> Theoden: when you're done fall back
>
>
> [Treebeard approaches the edge of Fangorn Forest.]
> Treebeard finds all the tree cut down
> Treebeard: *****!1!! i uploaded 50gigs of shi# here
> Saruman: meh, needed the space. lol
> Treebeards attacks Isengard with rocks and flooding
>
>
> [Helm's Deep]
> Haldir gets killed by Orc
> Haldir: this = **** party!!1
> Haldir Disconnected
> Theoden: retreeeeeat
> Aragorn: not nuff bandwidth/channels left
> Theoden: oh FFS teams !!
> Aragorn: lets rush them
> Gimli: /time, round almost over
> Theoden: spam the sound channel
> Aragorn: good distraction
> Riders rides out and attacks the orcs
>
> Gandalf connected
> Eomer connected
> Riders of Rohan connected
> orc: wtf!
> Gandalf: we bring joo pwnage !!!11!
> Orc is defeated
>
>
> [Gondor]
> Frodo: lets us go
> Faramir: why
> Sam: plz
> Frodo: retty plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
> Faramir:/kick all
> Frodo has been kicked from The server
> Sam has been kicked from The server
>
>
>
> [Wilderness]
> Sam: chicks b starting fan sites about us
> Frodo: : u wish noob
> **Smeagol renamed to Gollum
> Gollum: I know a SHE
> Frodo: take us there
>
>
> = = = = = * * * * = = = = =
>
> [Back in time]
> Deagol: i coded da ringzor
> Smeagol: sif, u found it, now give me the ringzor
> Deagol: sif noob
> Smeagol: i am sitting rite next to you IRL, I'll strangle you IRL!
> Deagol: lol
> *** Smeagol strangles Deagol and takes the ringzor
> Smeagol: My Precious...
>
>
> [Isengard]
> Counter-Evil Team connected
> Pippin: I got SPAM
> Merry: lol, I got salted pork
> Gimli: let me kill Saruman
> Treebeard: sif steal my kill
> Pippin: i found Palantíroz
> Gandalf: give me Palantíroz
> Pippin:
>
>
> [Celebration at the Golden Hall of Medusel]
> Theoden: hail the campers
> Eowyn: hail rushers
> Theoden: its the campers foo!, nm
> [ Merry and Pippin are currently listening to: Britney Spears -
>toXic.mp3]
> Aragorn: ne1 seen Frodo?
> Gandalf: no, is he afk ?
> Aragorn: what does the "away" status tell you?
> Gandalf: lol stfu
>
>
> [Lake side]
> Gollum: /whisper Smeagol sup
> Smeagol: nm, need to kill hobbits lol
> Gollum: sp1d3r will pwn hobbits
> Smeagol: lol
> Gollum: rofl
> Sam: wtf!!!!
> Gollum: **** forget to whisper
> Smeagol: doofus!
> *** Smeagol deleting chat log
> Sam: Gollum R kill us
> Smeagol: sif
> Frodo: nothin in the logs, you high ?
> Smeagol: lol
> Sam: stfu Smeagol
> Smeagol: :/
>
>
> [Night - Golden Hall of Medusel]
> Pippin: me l33t haxor, me reverse engi da Palantíroz lol
> Merry: ph34r the anti-config protocolz man!
> **** Palantíroz initiates anti-noob measures . Sauron Back Tracing
>detected
> Pippin: **** wtf is happening!
> Merry: told ya tongue.gif
> Pippin: ctrl+alt+del ain't workin
> Gandalf: pull the plug nooob!
> *** Pippin disconnect
> *** Pippin reconnected
> Pippin: soz
> Gandalf kicked Pippin from the server
> Pippin disconnected
> Gandalf disconnected
>
>
>
> [Minas Tirith- City of Kings.]
> Denethor: <--- admin
> Gandalf: sif, u mod
> Pippin: hail mighty moderator
> Gandalf: idiot!
> Gandalf: *request backup*
> Denethor: Request Denied !!! lol
> Pippin: /echo *.*.*.* servers "need reinforcement"
> Gandalf: wd
>
>
> [Edoras]
> Aragorn: beacon detected
> Theoden: kk sending cavalry
>
>
> [Winding stairs]
> Gollum: into the hole u go
> Sam calls vote to kick Gollum
> Gollum: sif
> ** Not Enough Vote required
> Sam: FFS boot him
> Gollum: u want the ringzor urself
> Sam: sif
> Gollum shows fake item requests log
> Frodo: soz Sam
> Frodo kicks Sam off the server
>
>
> [Anduril]
> ** Reinforcement has arrived**
> Aragorn: sup
> Elrond: I gave u Uber sword
> Aragorn: ZOMG !one!!
> Elrond: OLOLOl l33t Elven recovery program !
> Aragorn: unbalanced teams
> Elrond: use Uber sword 2 pwn mountain army
>
> [Path of the Dead]
> Dead King: FOAD u, ph34r my uber hax!
> Aragorn blocks Dead King's sword
> Dead King: wtf !!11!
> Aragorn: Uber sword > nub hax
> Aragorn: /vadar's voice "join me or die!"
> Dead King: lol kk
>
>
> [Minas Tirith]
> Denethor: Faramir is dead
> Pippin: he's just lagged out
> Denethor: he's dead!!!
> Pippin: omg! Look @ 999 ping
> Denethor calls vote to surrender
> Gandalf beats the crap out of Denethor
> Gandalf: pwned
> Gandalf: use the noob canon !
> soldiers launch their catapults and fire big rocks at the enemy.
>
> big rock [crush] orc
> big rock [crush] orc
> big rock [crush] orc
> orc leader: lol missed me noob!
> orc leader: use our noob canon!
>
> Orcs launch their catapults on the city
> big rock [crush] soldier
> big rock [crush] soldier
> big rock [crush] soldier
> big rock [crush] soldier
> orc leader: pwnt !
>
> orc and trolls attacks
> Gandalf: FFS teams !! pull back
>
>
> [Shelbos cave]
> Smeagol: into the "she-chat" channel u must go
> Frodo: sounds dodgy :S
> Smeagol: free membership
> Frodo: kk
> Frodo gets caught by security web
> Frodo: FFS lying kent
> Frodo kicked Smeagol from the server
> Shelbos attacks and stings Frodo
> Frodo disconnected
>
>
> [Minas Tirith]
> orc: lol we pwnt j00!
> Rohirrim connected
> orc: wtf!
> Rohirrim kills orc
> Rohirrim kills orc
> Rohirrim kills orc
> orc: d'oh
>
> Rohirrim: lol pwnt!
> Mumakil connected
> Rohirrim: d'oh!
> Mumakil [crushes] Rohirrim rider
> Mumakil [crushes] Rohirrim rider
> Mumakil [crushes] Rohirrim rider
> Rohirrim: *****!
>
> Nazgul's Fell Beast mortally wounds Theoden
> Witch King: my Fell Beast pwn u
> Eowyn: I pwn u!
> Witch King: sif nooob, no man can kill me
> Eowyn: I am chick 20/F/Edoras
> Witch King: rofl , SIF Chick Gamer
> Eowyn stabs Witch King
> Witch King: ****** !!!
> Witch King dies
> Eowyn: i have to save you
> Theoden: u already have Luke... Tell your sister...you were
>right...you were right.
> Theoden disconnected
> Eowyn: wtf ???
>
>
> [Inside White City]
> Pippin: Denethor is tking Faramir!!!
> Gandalf Flames Denethor and booted Denethor off the server
> Pippin: took long enough!
>
>
> [River]
> The Boat arrives
> Orc: we gonna pwn now lool
> Aragorn: SIF nubs
> Orc: wtf!!!
> Dead Army walks over water
> Orc: OMFG HAX !!!111!
> Orc: ****** water walkers!
>
> Legolas gets up the Mumakil with some amazing swings and jumps
> Southern warriors1: see the shi#
> Southern warriors2: speed & low g hax 4 sure!!
> Southern warriors3: whats the cheat code?
> Legolas: sk1!!s-hax pwnz j00
> Legolas kills Mumakil
>
>
> Dead Army kills orcs
> Orcs: freaking cvar n Sync cheaters!!1
> Orcs: **** undyin cheaters, i am outa here u lamers
> Orcs disconnected
> Orcs disconnected
> Orcs disconnected
> Orcs disconnected
>
>
> Dead Army: lol gg g2g
> Gimli: 1 more round, c'mon just 1 more round
> Dead Army: nah, mobo's overheated man, g2g
> Aragorn: kk GG peace out bruva
> Dead Army: GG peace
> Dead Army Disconnected
>
>
> [The Tower of Cirith Ungol]
> Sam connected
> Sam [stings] orc
> Sam [stings] orc
> Sam [stings] orc
> orc: BS kills
> Sam: tongue.gif i have the ringzor
> Frodo takes ringzor from Sam:
> Sam: thief
>
>
>
> [Black Gate]
> Soldiers: geee even teams!
> Aragorn: http:http://www.inspiringspeeches.com/mi...utNumbered.html
> Soldiers: They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards...
>
>
> Sam: I'm hungry, remember food ?
> Frodo: STFU about food dude
> Gollum: give me the ringzor !!11!
> Frodo: bite me ! lol
> Gollum bites Frodo's finger off
> Sam: lol zomg roflllllll owned !
> Frodo kicks Gollum into the lava
> Gollum: i got the ringzor !!11! woooooooot!11!
> Gollum dies
> *-*-*-* Warning ! Ringzor decompiling sequence activated
> *-*-*-* Self destruct imminent
> Frodo: ****!!11!
> Sam: ****!!1!
> Eagles connected
> Eagles Picks up Frodo and Sam and flys off
>
>
> [End Game Channel]
> Frodo: Gandalf ?
> Gandalf: sup
> Merry: hi
> Frodo: Wuppie so happy
>
> Aragorn: GG all, all bow to my l33tness!!! lol
> Arwen: GG
> ** Arwen invites Aragorn to private channel
> Aragorn has left the server
> Arwen has left the server
>
> Gandalf: D&D anyone ?
> Saruman: I'll play
> Gimli: me 2
> Gandalf has left the server
> Saruman has left the server
> Gimli has left the server
>
>
> Frodo: man those elven chicks R hot tongue.gif
> ** Frodo is invited to #Restricted Elven Channel
> Frodo: Woooooooooooooooot !
> Frodo has left the server
>
>
> Legolas: meh, I'd play some CS... but noobs always call me hax :S
> Elrond: Call of Duty ?
> Legolas: I'm there
> Legolas has left the server
> Elrond has left the server
>
> .
>
> ..
>
> ...
>
> .....
>
> .......
>
> Gollum connected
> Gollum: whasssssssssssssssup tongue.gif
> Gollum: hello ?
> Gollum: c'mon ne1 here ?
> Gollum: ello?
> Gollum: oh FFS, sum1 must still be in here
> ...
> Smeagol: hi
> Gollum: yo!
> Smeagol: wanna go play SIM ?
> Gollum: sure tongue.gif
>
> Gollum disconnected
> Smeagol disconnected
>
>--
>Bork, bork, bork!
>
>PS: Stop abuse, use abuse.net
This post was edited by Wuppie at 22 Mar 2005
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