lachuh!
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Take my hand and lead me to myself...
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hehehe, LOL

Best grappig.

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You want some, come get some!!!!!

voor meer facts:

"http("http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck") . "\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck"

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Take my hand and lead me to myself...
"http($this->addslashes("http://www.caman.nl/zooi/sig.jpg")) . "\" border=\"0\" alt=\"[user image]\" />"

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

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Take my hand and lead me to myself...
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Chuck norris staat momenteel ingeschreven op AVANS en moet daar maandag een mondeling tentamen afleggen.

Zo slecht is het nu gesteld met de leraren bij ons...

Maar Chuck is going to stard AND end that conversation with a great Punchline

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VET. Een echte held

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Refuse to do what you don't want to do.
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idd

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Het heelal is vol magische dingen die geduldig wachten tot ons verstand er scherp genoeg voor is. - Eden Phillpotts (1934)

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Heheh goed man

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The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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sigje gemacht

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The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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das lang geleden dat ie sigs heeft geswitched

edit... bij mij trouwens ook :\

This post was edited by Caman at 3 Apr 2006

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Take my hand and lead me to myself...
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Ja de laatste keer was voor Star Wars 3, maar Chuck verdient er ook wel een. Hij kan tenslotte door nul delen!

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The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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Slechte zaak:

http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm

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Refuse to do what you don't want to do.
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Quote originally posted by Fox @ 2006-04-10 03:10:22

Slechte zaak: http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm

Lies! All lies!

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The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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Quote

When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down.

Quote

As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg. After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload. Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

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Misschien tijd voor een nieuwe sig

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The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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Google85 writes "Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said."

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super chuck norris brothers

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This post was edited by Gorgeous George at 13 Jul 2008

Ik moest toch wel lachem om deze quote
1. Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous bastard it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
-Steve Irwin-