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Caman
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Posts: 4721
16 Mar 2006

lachuh! smilie
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rens
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16 Mar 2006

hehehe, LOL

Best grappig.
You want some, come get some!!!!!
Caman
3D Bastard

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Registered: 11 Apr 2001
Location: up yours
Posts: 4721
16 Mar 2006

voor meer facts:

"http("http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck") . "\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck"

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Caman
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16 Mar 2006

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

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sealy
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Registered: 20 Feb 2002
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Posts: 4847
16 Mar 2006

Chuck norris staat momenteel ingeschreven op AVANS en moet daar maandag een mondeling tentamen afleggen.

Zo slecht is het nu gesteld met de leraren bij ons...

Maar Chuck is going to stard AND end that conversation with a great Punchline
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Fox
The Guzzler

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Registered: 10 Apr 2001
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Posts: 9400
17 Mar 2006

VET. Een echte held smilie
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Bushmeister

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17 Mar 2006

idd smilie
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Rainman
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Location: Everywhere
Posts: 5391
17 Mar 2006

Heheh goed man
The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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Rainman
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27 Mar 2006

sigje gemacht smilie
The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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Caman
3D Bastard

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Registered: 11 Apr 2001
Location: up yours
Posts: 4721
3 Apr 2006

das lang geleden dat ie sigs heeft geswitched smilie

edit... bij mij trouwens ook :\

This post was edited by Caman at 3 Apr 2006


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Rainman
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3 Apr 2006

Ja de laatste keer was voor Star Wars 3, maar Chuck verdient er ook wel een. Hij kan tenslotte door nul delen! smilie
The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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Fox
The Guzzler

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10 Apr 2006

Slechte zaak:

http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm

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Rainman
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10 Apr 2006



Lies! All lies!
The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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Fox
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24 Jan 2007

    Quote
    When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down.


    Quote
    As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.

    After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.

    Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.

    Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

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Rainman
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25 Jan 2007

Misschien tijd voor een nieuwe sig smilie
The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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Fox
The Guzzler

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23 Dec 2007

    Quote
    Google85 writes "Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said."

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Gorgeous George
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13 Jul 2008

super chuck norris brothers

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This post was edited by Gorgeous George at 13 Jul 2008

Da Prince
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30 Nov 2008

Ik moest toch wel lachem om deze quote
1. Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous bastard it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
-Steve Irwin-

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