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Fox
The Guzzler

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Registered: 10 Apr 2001
Location: North-Brabant
Posts: 9400
9 Feb 2007

US Naval Communication
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
Refuse to do what you don't want to do.
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Rainman
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Registered: 11 Apr 2001
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 5391
9 Feb 2007

LOL, die is goed
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Bushmeister

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Registered: 26 Apr 2005
Location: Eindhoven
Posts: 1111
9 Feb 2007

ROFL
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Caman
3D Bastard

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Registered: 11 Apr 2001
Location: up yours
Posts: 4721
9 Feb 2007

e ris ook een filmpje van, ben ff te lui om het te zoeken.
Take my hand and lead me to myself...
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sealy
lil big bastard

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Registered: 20 Feb 2002
Location: @huis
Posts: 4847
10 Feb 2007

whahaha, je zal in die vuurtoren zitten :P
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Aquman
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Registered: 11 Jul 2001
Location: Eindhovuh
Posts: 1109
10 Feb 2007

HAHA, VET!!
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fraXTC
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Registered: 28 Jun 2001
Location: Under_your_skin
Posts: 2457
30 May 2007

*krom van het lachen*
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