Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.

lol

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Het heelal is vol magische dingen die geduldig wachten tot ons verstand er scherp genoeg voor is. - Eden Phillpotts (1934)

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Hehe je kunt het altijd proberen

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The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer
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rofl, de grens tussen stommiteit en ballen is maar dun

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