Hier alvast de eerste:
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(filmposter inglorious bastards ("http("http://www.filmtotaal.nl/artikel.php?id=13722") . "\" target=\"_blank\">bron"))
"http("http://www.eaves.nl") . "\" target=\"_blank\">The Eaves"
If dysfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of Genius J.S. Claydon-Pitchshifter