Iemand in 't ootje nemen?????? nooit van gehoord...

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The Eaves

If dysfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of Genius J.S. Claydon-Pitchshifter

net zoiets als in de maling nemen. een poets bakken. een oor aannaaien. van die uitdrukkingen.

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beliefs are dangerous
beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead

believe in nothing
- Maynard James Keenan

ja, een nare streek die belhamels vaak uithalen.

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Take my hand and lead me to myself...

belhamels. geteisem. nozems. schobbejakken. schurken. boeven.

ehm, verder weet ik er zo snel geen meer...

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beliefs are dangerous
beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead

believe in nothing
- Maynard James Keenan

schavuiten, kluiverts, tuig, porem, appeltaarten...

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branieschoppers, amok-makers, snoodaards,

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This sentence is in spanish when you're not looking.

Waarom worden de Bastards® hier vergeten??

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The Eaves

If dysfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of Genius J.S. Claydon-Pitchshifter

branie schoppen is natuurlijk niet hetzelfde als georganiseerde misdaad, kerel.

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beliefs are dangerous
beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead

believe in nothing
- Maynard James Keenan

True

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The Eaves

If dysfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of Genius J.S. Claydon-Pitchshifter

Als vegetariers zo van dieren houden waarom eten ze dan al hun eten op???

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Refuse to do what you don't want to do.

got a point with that

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The day that Mircosoft makes something that doesn't suck is prolly the day they start making vacuumcleaners....


Ook heel sterk

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Wat deze man ook gedaan heeft.. ik vergeef het hem

expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a nice person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

of zoals Alf gisteren zei: "djeez, you point out one major flaw in someones beliefs and they take it personal!!"

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beliefs are dangerous
beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead

believe in nothing
- Maynard James Keenan

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools

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Refuse to do what you don't want to do.

would you like some cheese to go with that whine?

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beliefs are dangerous
beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning
a non-functioning mind is clinically dead

believe in nothing
- Maynard James Keenan

-The only thing to fear is runnig out of beer...
-The best way to change someones mind is with a brick!
-Don't piss us of...where runnin'out of bodybags.
-Did I do that?


Dat was het wel weer even....

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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous bastard it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
-Steve Irwin-

please don't kill me, i'm your father

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I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say I don't have goals!

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Refuse to do what you don't want to do.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

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Refuse to do what you don't want to do.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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Refuse to do what you don't want to do.

Als je niet meer drinkt, gezond eet, niet meer feest en niet meer rookt, dan leef je niet per definitie langer, maar dan lijkt het in ieder geval wèl een stuk langer.

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Refuse to do what you don't want to do.

Echtgenote: verleden tijd van echt genieten.

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Refuse to do what you don't want to do.

A:"So. Do you trust me?"
B:"No, but then again, I kill people."

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I want you to do as I say, not do as I do.

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

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Refuse to do what you don't want to do.

Self-steem is the ignorance of thinking you can actually achieve something in life

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Wat deze man ook gedaan heeft.. ik vergeef het hem